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  1. Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
    other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
    home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
    get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
    garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
    stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
    pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
    STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

    "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
    wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
    steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
    shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
    her on the @ss and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
    sound asleep! Works Every Time!!!

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