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2 deck, CP, RR

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I was wondering who the fcuk had nicked my rape kit.

Now that the police have taken it in evidence it's gonna take me ages to get it back. I might have to do a B&Q mission, this week.

Anyone need anymore HBM or cable ties while I am there?
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
Some rather lovely behavioural traits here; a man who can maintain a rage through a flight from Tenerife, and a 30 mile car journey, and uses blood to scrawl his message of hate from beyond the grave (really quite quite poetic).

On the down side he buys a naff, yank piece of shite knife; a walty chav-like blade favoured by wannabes and dullards the world over. I would have preferred a rusty opinel.

Shockingly inconsistent this chap, although his kit is Feng-shui perfect.
 

boxy

Lantern Swinger
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.
 
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guestm

Guest
boxy said:
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.

My sources say that you are a cunt, I trust them implicitly.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
boxy said:
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.

My sources say that you are a cunt, I trust them implicitly.

I heard a cunt was useful although this seems to be incorrect in this case!!!
 
G

guestm

Guest
X.R.D said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
boxy said:
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.

My sources say that you are a cunt, I trust them implicitly.

I heard a * was useful although this seems to be incorrect in this case!!!

Fair one, I'll rebrief my sources.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
X.R.D said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
boxy said:
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.

My sources say that you are a cunt, I trust them implicitly.

I heard a * was useful although this seems to be incorrect in this case!!!

Fair one, I'll rebrief my sources.

All received.............out!!! 8)
 
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
boxy said:
i stop reading articles when they say "A source said" it basicaly means we are going to make somthing up to make it more readable and to fill in a gap.

My sources say that you are a cunt, I trust them implicitly.

Fcuk me MLP nearly choked on me Oxtail soup, fcuking good reposte he he
 
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