Is there any bright spark that can remember a newspaper article in, I think a tabloid (Mirror or Mail), by some whit who sent off the dimensions, airflow etc. of his mess on the Ark Royal to the then â€˜Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheriesâ€™ saying that he wished to keep some pigs in the space and how many would he be allowed to keep. The answer, I think, was three and I think the mess actually held about 15 blokes. I believe that it was published either the 1st or last quarter 1965 as Centaur was along side in the Pompey then. It did cause much humour and I would like to track down the article so if anyone can be more precise on time and source Iâ€™d be much obliged.