101 uses for a John Prescott

imom1406

War Hero
In light of the changing role of our Deputy Prime Minister, i think it is time to help him with new carreer choices.

1-Splash Target
2-Damage Control Plug for direct torpedo hits.
3-Sea Anchor


I leave the rest to you!
 
1 I dont think he would make enough splash, apart from entry to the water

2 He is bound to be the wrong size for the actual hole you get

3 He may be a drag in politics but I think he would float to high in the water to be any value.

Peter
 

imom1406

War Hero
Maxi_77 said:
1 I dont think he would make enough splash, apart from entry to the water

2 He is bound to be the wrong size for the actual hole you get

3 He may be a drag in politics but I think he would float to high in the water to be any value.

Peter

OK, how about a Type 23 fender?
 

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
4: Sentry on Main Gate into South Lebanon.

5: Figure head on newest Submarine (though could cause trim problems, might need to put Margaret Becketts caravan on the back to even thinngs up)

6: Act as practice dummy to enable the Old Bill to practice use of Reasonable Force when enforcing ASBO

7: If he floats that high inthe water pop a lamp on his head and use him as the Outer Spit Bouy he can welcome all the lads back.

Terry
 

imom1406

War Hero
What were those Cherokee Indians called in the second world war, the ones who spoke thier native language to avoid messages getting into enemy hands?

If we could find someone else who spoke "Prescott" we would never need crypto again!!
 

Not_a_boffin

War Hero
13. Spokesman for Stella Artois (aka reassuringly expensive)
14. Japanese disaster movie icon - for Godzirra, read Johnprezza
15. Sci-Fi convention appearances as Jabber (speech & propensity for left hooks) the Hut
 

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