101 things...

jockpopeye

Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
#1
Was in a shop at the weekend looking for a birthday gift and there were quite a few of these 101 things to do / see / places to visit / albums to listen to / movies to see before you die.

Having a look through them they seem be a bit of a box ticking excercise if you have no life or interests.

They did get me thinking though, that Rum Rationers young and old are a well lived bunch what would they recommend for their 101 things...
 
#2
1) White sand, blue skies, sunshine on a tropical beach whilst all my desires are satisfied by a nubile gorgeous wench (just for a day would do),

2) Actually get the wife to admit she's wrong and I'm right (doesn't matter what the subject is)
 
#6
5 ) Drive a car that is worth more than your house.
6 ) Host a Bunga Bunga party.
7 ) Drink a bottle of alcohol that costs more than your month's salary.
8 ) Shoot a gypsy.













Edited to add: How many of you had to Google 'Bunga Bunga party'?
 
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#9
9 ) Punch a celebrity.
10 ) Grow a Mexican droopy moustache.
11 ) Take the controls of a 747 and land it successfully because both pilots have died mid flight.
12 ) Streak at the Army vs Navy at Twickenham while dressed as Zorro.
 
#11
Things I have already done:

Ride a motorcycle naked.
Be in a big budget Hollywood movie.
Smash two birds at once.
Write off a car.
Spunk an entire month's salary on a single night of debauchery.
Drive a tank.
Call a senior member of Royalty 'mate' to his face.
Fuck my best mate's fit younger sister (for 2 years).
Be drunk in charge of an elephant.
Wake up in the morning with a tattoo that I don't recall getting.
 
#13
What you streaked at Twickenham dressed as zorro. Good effort =-):blob6:
The Black Flash strikes again.:evil4:
Fuck stripping off infront of pongos, they ain't house trained, and that makes 'em Ferrel.
I would much prefere to be anally brutalized by a cultured wafu if the need ever arises.
 
#14
Things I have already done:

Ride a motorcycle naked.
Be in a big budget Hollywood movie.
Smash two birds at once.
Write off a car.
Spunk an entire month's salary on a single night of debauchery.
Drive a tank.
Call a senior member of Royalty 'mate' to his face.
Fuck my best mate's fit younger sister (for 2 years).
Be drunk in charge of an elephant.
Wake up in the morning with a tattoo that I don't recall getting.

Stop telling us all these common events and tell us something outrageous.;P
 
#15
I got shit from the war office when she cracked the Enigma code and got on my Rum Ration forum. I have to be oh so careful what I post on here now. She just did not enjoy the sash window dit.:?=(
 

jockpopeye

Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
#16
1. attend a Berlusconi bunga bunga party (no normal bunga bunga for me thank you)
2. restore a classic bit of engineering, small classic car or a motorbike something like that
3. live in America, drive a pick up with a gun rack in it while wearing a baseball cap and drinking beer
4. write a really shit, but insanely popular novel
5. jump about like a mong behind a TV news reporter
6. fake my own death only to surprise everyone by jumping out of the coffin
7. solve a mystery Scooby Doo style assisted by an enormous dog a fit bird and a lesbian (Damn, it was Rumrat all along!)
 

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