101 Alternative uses of a Pork Cutlass

#1
Chop off philandering husbands pork cutlass whilst unconscious after too much drink. Next sauté gently in butter with freshly chopped parsley and serve to his mistress, with a couple of chickpeas! :biggrin:
 

Sniffemout

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#2
thingy said:
Chop off philandering husbands pork cutlass whilst unconscious after too much drink. Next sauté gently in butter with freshly chopped parsley and serve to his mistress, with a couple of chickpeas! :biggrin:

Fcuk who's p*ssed on your bonfire?
 
#3
Sniffemout said:
thingy said:
Chop off philandering husbands pork cutlass whilst unconscious after too much drink. Next sauté gently in butter with freshly chopped parsley and serve to his mistress, with a couple of chickpeas! :biggrin:

Fcuk who's p*ssed on your bonfire?

I was feeling hungry! :twisted:
 

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