‘Golden hello’ bid to boost Navy recruiting

It'll be The Press next. Well I'm ready for 'em up in the shires. Come on up lads!
I can point them to loads of pubs up here full of workshy scrotes and other 'individuals' on incapacity benefit who put in a full days work on even more iffy projects!

I'll even weild the belaying pin myself if needs be!

Would the armed forces want them though?
Cripes!! That paper is a bit behind the curve - the bounty thing has been around for ages - guess they're trying to make new money out of old news...

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