Just a quick last post before I'm off again under Sweeny Todds knife once more so; I was intrigued to read last week about the surgeon who carries out nudger lengthening for a price of Â£5000 quid! He can lengthen the said member but only by an inch and a quarter and also widen it a bit! What amazes me is it doesn't work when aroused so what's the point? He says he has hundreds of applicants,more than he can handle!!!! Bankers,Lawyers Labourers,nothing against a labourer but would you spend Â£5K for this operation just to stand in the shower a bit more confidently? At the moment he's doing 5 or 6 a day[cracking money!] but what's it all about? No answers from boasters or people who really want that extra inch for other reasons!!! so: A woman back from holiday said to a friend â€œThose Italian men are dreadful,they unzip their trousers,walk up to you and put it in your hand!â€ Her friend said â€œ It's worse in the West Indies,they unzip their flies,put it your hand, then walk up to you!â€ Really old joke but relevant maybe. So! is size relative? I think not,especially for Matelots. Better ways to spend Â£5k I think.