£1000 Submariner Recruiting Bounties!

Jack77

War Hero
50 grand to sign on for two years? I reckon the tax man will get most of it. And as for offering a bounty for those who entice prospective submariners to sign on...why not just slip a shilling into their pint or even better, bash them across the bollard and sling them on board. Both tried and true methods and far less costly :threaten:
 
Jack77 said:
50 grand to sign on for two years? I reckon the tax man will get most of it. And as for offering a bounty for those who entice prospective submariners to sign on...why not just slip a shilling into their pint or even better, bash them across the bollard and sling them on board. Both tried and true methods and far less costly :threaten:

They can of course bash them across the bonce and drag them on board if the Press Gang is still legal(cue Thing to research subject). As for the Kings/Queens shilling was never a Navy thing but that for the Army. When did you get a shilling when you joined up or ever swear allegiance to the Crown, RN Ratings do not we were just Mercenaries.

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BEAR

Newbie
JPA is new system that allows you to access your own personal profile from any MOD computer, you can look at personal deatils, pay, send messages, etc etc. Just means that your pay can be fucked up anywhere by anyone.
 

scabz

Lantern Swinger
BEAR said:
JPA is new system that allows you to access your own personal profile from any MOD computer, you can look at personal details.....
Also means that there's no excuse for competences being wrong but, funny old thing, as soon as people aren't paid because they haven't got the right competences in JPA, or don't get the job/promotion they wanted because the competences weren't correct in JPA, it's never "their own fault" always "JPA's..."
You never hear about all those people overpaid by JPA either. Funny that...
 
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