Don't go 'apeshite' because you think it's too soon to mention Christmas as… it is only 84 days away and counting down.
I know it's a bit scary; how quickly time passes and how fast these things come around. (Quicker than you could get to the top of the rock).
Anyway, to help you out a bit this...
Had an account on here for ages but not posted before, so not sure if this contravenes any rules?
HMS Sultan’s Leading Hand’s and Corporal’s Mess are looking to make the mess a bit more submarine orientated as its currently full of WAFU gash, and we have nothing.