Hello my dearest of friends
I'm a British/Norwegian chap
whose absolute dream in life is to join the RMC.
Unfortunately, I made the idiotic mistake to use cocaine on my 24th birthday party in Norway (where I live) 2 years ago.
Police showed up and I was taken to the station for a urine test...
My dog is joining in May. However, my dog has really messed up. To get to work my dog started driving a unrestricted 50cc moped that could do 40mph. However, as my dog is 16, he is not allowed a bike that can go above 28mph.
My dog was caught.
Essentially my dog will be charged...