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17-08-10, 14:29 #1Senior Member
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My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
Moved house 2 months ago and last week the fcuking dog went awol out of the garden after frantic calls to the dog warden they located him at a nearby farm were the kind lady had grabbed him off the road minus hiss collar I donated a nice expensive bottle of vino and dragged the bastard home. Next day fecker does it again despite copious amounts of chicken wire round the garden this time it cost me a bottle of fizz (all I had left), well buger me Bob we go out for a christening on HMS TRIUMPH on sunday olnly to come home and find he had gone on the trot again but this time he ended up in the kennels and it cost me £93 to get him bail. Why the fuck is he suddenly doing this for??? bitch in heat or me being a twat to him either way he's currently downstairs with electrodes attached to his bollocks. Advice please
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17-08-10, 14:36 #2
Re: My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
How big is he, Stan?
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17-08-10, 14:38 #3Senior Member
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Re: My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
Take him on a visit to your nearest chinese/korean take-away he may get other ideas then
Didn't get a place in London 2012 Marathon, however currently training for my first 66 mile Ultra marathon in June 2012
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17-08-10, 14:53 #4Senior Member
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Re: My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
Spade,black plastic bag.
Dig hole,put dog in bag,well you know the rest
Problem solved
I will see you all when I get back on board around Christmas time,I know this as I overheard the Skipper say,It will be a long dark night before he comes back on board this ship!!!!
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17-08-10, 15:01 #5Senior Member
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As ever sound advice on Lils - fcuking Tibetan Terriers wish I had read up on the bastard breed before I bought him for my daughter who promtly fcuked off and joined the pusser 6 months after I got him. Apparently they are real bastards to train and this black fecker is no exception
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17-08-10, 15:11 #6
Re: My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
Have you been to classes, Stan?
Originally Posted by stan_the_man
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17-08-10, 15:13 #7Senior Member
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Re: My fcuking dog - again!!!! HELP
Stan has been to many classes but I don't know about his dog though
Boom Boom TishDidn't get a place in London 2012 Marathon, however currently training for my first 66 mile Ultra marathon in June 2012
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17-08-10, 15:27 #8
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Evidently not Finishing School, judging by his appalling language... Originally Posted by soleil
Have you been to classes, Stan? Originally Posted by stan_the_man
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17-08-10, 15:47 #9
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The dog simply needs an injection to stop him wandering, they work immediately and cost £50.00.
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17-08-10, 15:59 #10
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Stan
Are you giving him enough exercise?
He needs about an hour a day.
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