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**Topstop** · 18-05-12, 20:26

Originally Posted by SONAR-BENDER

I once got a bollocking from the TAS apes for doing squat thrusts too noisily on 3 deck (S boat) during a 'trail'.

Ginge from Retford got a bollocking for tap dancing on 2deck during acceptance trials, the amount of man hours spent trying to trace this transient rattle ............

**SONAR-BENDER** · 19-05-12, 06:20

Originally Posted by Topstop

Ginge from Retford got a bollocking for tap dancing on 2deck during acceptance trials, the amount of man hours spent trying to trace this transient rattle ............

ffs, that's a new one! Good old Fred..........

**BillyNoMates** · 19-05-12, 07:50

"D'you hear there - there is BANGING in the boat! All compartments report to the Control Room. The submarine has assumed the Ultra Quiet State". After several journeys through the boat to find out just where the fu**ing racket was coming from that was hacking off the Sound Room, it was finally pinpointed to the Baby Chef, who was battering the living crap out of a load of bread mix in the galley. Makes a shit-load of noise when it's being pummelled to death with a rolling pin on a stainless steel surface at half two in the morning apparently. Oh the fun we used to have.