RNAC HMS Collingwood

[Amyshickers]

Hi,
Im going on the RNAC course on the 7th December. Is anyone else going on that date?
Really looking forward to it!
Thanks guys

[Clown_Puncher]

No. But I'll take you out on the lash in the evening, wear something nice and bring two female freinds.

[Alfacharlie]

Two's up mate??

[Clown_Puncher]

Two's up mate??

In that case bring 5 female friends, two for my mate. I need spares as I have a habit of breaking them.

[Alfacharlie]

Toot toot! Get on.

[2_deck_dash]

Woah there fcukers don't forget about moi, someone needs to bring a bit of class to this gang rape.....er I mean........er.......drinks party.

[Alfacharlie]

You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.

[Clown_Puncher]

All aboard the minimoke guys, we're off to Cyprus!

[Alfacharlie]

Looking forward to it. I'll start packing my tools.

[2_deck_dash]

You can bring the HBM mate...... And a spade.

Don't worry shippers I went to B&Q and purchased a new rape kit at the weekend, I now have a Ford Transit, fully stocked with the following items:

A mattress
HBM x Shitloads
Some digging equipment
Three hole balaclava
Swarfega
Marigold gloves
Cable ties
Cillit Bang
A replica pistol
A cool box containing some snacks and beer for afterwards
Digital camera for those Kodak moments

Have I missed anything?