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Whilst on a 2 week gulf break in Mombers I remember visiting the Florida club (and Sunshine bar) and participating with a few "ladies of pleasure". I was sitting on the wall of the swimming pool (fcuking horrible manky thing with empty beer bottles,cans, sh1t, piss, bubonic plague,pluersy, cholera etc in it) with a delightfull little minx (via beer goggles) sucking the old gentlemans sausage. I proceded to release my baby batter in her mouth and on her face, unfortunatley in the throes of extasy I forgot i was on the wall and ended up toppling backwards into said swimming pool. Ended up covered in sh1t etc and a rather deep lacerating to the back of my head. Didnt get a fcuk that night as i stunk of stale piss and sh1t , but did receive a very large Tetanus injection and bollocking from Jabba the Doc (POMA) onboard.
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08-02-11, 15:41 #62Senior Member 
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X Chief Cook - that wasn't in 89 on BRILLIANT was it? Your dit sparks a memory somewhere in my deep and distant past. Then again, you probably weren't the first to go for a swim in that bloody horrible pond.
02-08-11, 20:30 #63Senior Member 
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I think it must be a nightly occurrence, bloke next to me was getting a hand shandy, might have been the jesters shoes or his level of Tusker intake but he fell arse over tit into said pool full of broken glass, arm got badly lac. and required stiches, prolly a dose of cipro for his troubles, maybe the doc thought that would cure any nobrot he might have acquired as well.
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31-01-13, 20:38 #64florence22GuestIs this really what happens in the RN?
31-01-13, 20:43 #65Member 
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Ah the Florida Club! I was 17 when I first ended up there, couldnt believe I pulled within 5 minutes of arriving soon realised it was was due to the pocket full of handsome tokens
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Only on runs ashore. Originally Posted by florence22 Sh1t shot, pumping slop.
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No, we made it all up.
Most blokes in the RN are celibate monks.One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
31-01-13, 20:49 #68florence22Guestwell between this and some nutter called red mist sexually harassing me on pm this afternoon within 5 minutes of me being here, I'm starting to think its full of perverts.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Wit lent from heaven but vices sent from hell
31-01-13, 21:01 #70florence22Guestwell its not normal is it. But if that's how it is then fair do's.
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