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Discuss Senior rates mess rules in The Quarterdeck on Navy Net; ..............Or grab, twist and squeeze really hard, the port and starboard buttock (one of us either side) of the chap who is talking to HRH PoW.
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..............Or grab, twist and squeeze really hard, the port and starboard buttock (one of us either side) of the chap who is talking to HRH PoW.
Hi Dave G...........!
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29-04-12, 13:35 #12Senior Member
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Ah the memories come flooding back YORK 1993 alongside Naples for New Year shithole place shithole ship, Mess Pres puts on 2 barrels at lunchtime downhill thereafter, jock fcukers bollocksed on free beer (surprise there eh) turned up for the dinner in various states of mess undress each wearing either Rangers or Celtic scarves didn't get passed the prawn cocktails before they were under the table beating fcuk out of each other. Still good laugh next morning for us non porridge wogs seeing the black eyes and split lips trying to get breakfast down there heathen necks
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Easy to say now but whats the worst that can happen? Have a laugh and try to blend in a bit and let the ships cocks hang themselves and get locked onto! Ive got the weakest bladder in NATO and cannot remember how many pint pots Ive pissed into under the table whilst the top table are spinning dits!
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29-04-12, 17:57 #14Senior Member
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Never really liked the mess dinners that much especially ashore when the Pres would wheel out some pissy smelling old grunter who who regale about his boring fcuking boring career during the boring boring sixties, some notable exceptions Jamie M, Alan M, Roy C you know who you are and I have total respect, fcuking hoofing dits. Wish I had kept the port I so willingly got fined for maybe not I'd have pickled myself.
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The son of an illegal immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when the British work and we get all the benefits from it!"
"But Dad, aren't the British people unhappy about that?"
"They sure are son, but that's called 'racism.'"
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