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Discuss Mess Life in The Quarterdeck on Navy Net; Originally Posted by WreckerL Could be worse, you could be drafted to Faslane ... There you go - fixed that for you!!...
  1. 10-01-12, 20:36 #291
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    Quote Originally Posted by WreckerL View Post
    Could be worse, you could be drafted to Faslane...

    There you go - fixed that for you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WreckerL View Post
    Could be worse, you could be drafted to Culdrose.......................................oh yeah, I forgot.
    Culdrose is awesome.












    In comparison to Balochistan.
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    I heard that they're selling Culdrose to Disney who are turning it into a theme park called "Wafuland".
    Targets will fall when hit....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
    I heard that they're selling Culdrose to Disney who are turning it into a theme park called "Wafuland".
    I thought they already had.

    Bunch of Wafu mickey mouse cunts.
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2_deck_dash View Post
    I thought they already had.

    Bunch of Wafu mickey mouse cunts.
    Disneyland is aiming too high. It's more like Gnome world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Montigny-La-Palisse View Post
    Disneyland is aiming too high. It's more like Gnome world.
    Ask for a draft there Monty, it's still in Kernow so if you pay mess fees at culdrose you'll be alright.

    Gnome-World Cornwall. Shop, Gardens and Caravan Sales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WreckerL View Post
    Ask for a draft there Monty, it's still in Kernow so if you pay mess fees at culdrose you'll be alright.

    Gnome-World Cornwall. Shop, Gardens and Caravan Sales.
    I'm too tall, other than that I'd probably fit in.
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    I'm in a friggin mess up here, I pay dearly to be in it as well.
    I was in an even bigger mess a while back but that was free, and I can't remember too much about it other than the horrific bastards that dressed up like nurses but were really second generation off spring from fleeing War criminals from Belsen prison guards.
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    For some reason ive just trawled the entire 30 page willy waving contest of this thread trying to pick out tips for a mess dinner.. any chance anyone cares to pass some tips on to a sprog POCA?

    Etiquette? Epaulettes under nos1s? Stupid things ill get wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by knocker9999 View Post
    Epaulettes under nos1s?
    I thought mess undress was mandatory now.
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