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In the past 2 days, on no less than 5 separate occasions, I have had the misfortune to be driving behind "considerate" drivers who, obviously without checking their mirrors, stop abruptly on a main road to allow a car on the opposite side to make a right turn, crossing our carriageway into a side street.

On every occasion there have only been 3 cars involved - no other traffic at all.

I think that voodoo curse I received all those years ago is finally kicking in.

Staying with the driving theme. . .

Not so much a moan or gripe. But, Ive now fixed one of my front window washers so that it shoots water straight over my car and onto the one behind, That'll teach those cnuts in their flash cars to sit up my arse all day

And another thing. Why is it when you approach and proceed onto these stupid mini round abouts, and the car on the right decides that it wants to stick its indicator on at the last minute and head towards you causing you to screech to a halt, does it become your fault ?

Originally Posted by Trigger_92

Staying with the driving theme. . .

Not so much a moan or gripe. But, Ive now fixed one of my front window washers so that it shoots water straight over my car and onto the one behind...

Sod that, just put engineers cutting oil in your boot bottle, pin-fix the rear screen jet to point rearwards and bobs-yer-uncle....007 rides again!

Originally Posted by 21_Man

Why do people still persist in calling Orange jam....Marmalade

With this....

I went to Tesco for my Zambezi victuals on Tues. Got the bread, got the cow juice then priced up the 'Orange Jam'.
How tf can they charge an extra 25p for thick cut over thin cut shredded jam of the same brand??? How tf does it cost more to produce thicker shreads than thin ones??


Fecking Tory government!!!!

Originally Posted by Trigger_92

Staying with the driving theme. . .

Not so much a moan or gripe. But, Ive now fixed one of my front window washers so that it shoots water straight over my car and onto the one behind, That'll teach those cnuts in their flash cars to sit up my arse all day

And another thing. Why is it when you approach and proceed onto these stupid mini round abouts, and the car on the right decides that it wants to stick its indicator on at the last minute and head towards you causing you to screech to a halt, does it become your fault ?

Think there was a whole thread about that on ARRSE

This week so far I have received four email ads for "Findmypast"
As all the decent pubs I used to frequent, ( the Fleece, Albany and a few down the hard,along with the best ones in guzz) seem to have been scrapped, along with all the ships I served in I think this would not be easy to do.
The Navy not only scrapped my ships, they actually blew two up hoping to eradicate me from history.
All the women I used to rut with have now, in probability, all died from old age,... either that or boredom during the rutting, and most of my old oppo's have either crossed the bar, or can't leave one long enough to be interviewed.
A lot denied knowing me at the time, when decent company was to be found.
I was pissed so often in the past, even my testimony as to my past whereabouts is questionable if not outright suspect.
Find my past for me would be as tricky as findmyfuture.
According to Mrs R,Rat if I'm not careful I wont be having one, not one I'd like.
Dot com.

Getting in my face, all over my computer, then trying for my tea.
Shooed it away then it started trying to get at my friggin breakfast.
In desperation I slapped it with a news paper got it into the porch and smothered it with fly spray, shut the doors and left it to choke.

I fuckin hate pushy women

Cyclists mother Fcuking twunting bastrad whoring cnuting cyclists they should count as road kill if hit the fools tough tit die you two wheel piece of human shit.
For the umpteenth time this week they have been riding in the middle of the road with a large build up of traffic behind them causing misery to everyone having to get the bus every at the moment is bad enough but with infestation of two vermin everywhere is making it hell. Even the motorbikes are giving them the finger. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Thats better rant is over.