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Discuss What have you said that's made your other half laugh themselves silly? in Nearest & Dearest on Navy Net; "with my wordly goods I thee endow.."...
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About LinkBacks- 20-02-12, 03:08 #11
"with my wordly goods I thee endow.."
The Apostrophe. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit......
20-02-12, 11:24 #12"I'm just going out to do a bit of shopping but I won't be long ..."
20-02-12, 11:35 #13Moderator
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He wasn't laughing, he was lunging for the phone to cancel the cards!
Originally Posted by soleil 
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20-02-12, 12:19 #14During the last two years of my first marriage, I went foreign for twelve months and forgot to tell her I was flying out.
She did seem a tad pissed at me when I phoned from Adelaide, but I think that was more to do with the fact I cancelled my allotment before I flew.
That woman was so easy to flash.
When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.
When I became a man I joined Rum Ration, it was a natural progression.
But with swearing.
20-02-12, 15:36 #15Most of what I say, my missus laughs at - don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not really ?? ...... I tell her it is ONT (old navy training)
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20-02-12, 16:00 #16Senior Member 
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Class trick my mum played on my dad after they were first married - my dad has never been able to pay her back for it.
Dad was out the front washing the car on the communal car park. The hosepipe he was using came through the kitchen window and connected to the cold tap, which was on full blast obviously in order to create enough pressure.
Mum was doing a degree at the time and supposed to be revising for her exams at the kitchen table. Instead, she decided she was bored and wanted to annoy my dad. Creeping just out of sight to the kitchen tap, she very slowly turned the tap down and eventually off. Dad kept looking at the window but couldn't see mum who was ducking out of sight.
My dad, being a lovable eejit, then looked down the hosepipe. My mum, seeing her chance, turned the tap on full blast again dousing my dad from head to foot in freezing cold water.
When he came in a few seconds later, mum was curled on the floor in hysterics. Apparently she couldn't speak coherently for quite some time as every time she tried to she'd begin crying with laughter.
He's never forgiven her or got her back, and she's never forgotten.
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