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Discuss What do you drive? in Motoring on Navy Net; Originally Posted by Guns
...Also it belongs to the US Army and I have had to promise that I will look after it...
Make sure you don't paint a White Ensign on the roof or ...
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About LinkBacks- 08-02-12, 15:33 #221Make sure you don't paint a White Ensign on the roof or you'll become "collateral damage"...
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Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them...
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08-02-12, 15:38 #222Senior Member
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My Bro in law purchased one of these before chrimbo and I've had a little play. I've never really been into the whole Vorsprung Durch Technik shite, but in this case I'll make an exception since it does 0-60 in around four and a half seconds.
rs3-4.jpgOne cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
08-02-12, 16:33 #223Moderator
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It's an Audi therefore a dull, soulless, common euro box driven by dullards who refuse to accept that a German badge and chintzy LED lights don't disguise the torrid customer service, average reliability and downward spiralling build quality. Originally Posted by 2_deck_dash
Hilariously an acquaintance of mine who berates anything non-German and especially Alfas at every opportunity bought an A5 in October, he wanked on constantly about his superb decision and my idiocy. He shut up two weeks ago when his 5,000 mile style over content-mobile exploded in an under bonnet disaster on the A38 leaving him sans-car and mid to and fro with Audi over a replacement.
Oh how I laugh at his fresh silence as I continue to enjoy driving around in my trouble and rattle free Italian beauty. His misery was further compounded and his Alfa hating revealed as myth when I emailed him the results of the JD Power survey 2011 which sees Audi in 8th (of 28 manufacturers) and Alfa in 10th, only 0.7% behind the twat mobiles.
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£1500 for a new lub oil pump. Fuck Audi
Almost there...
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BMW E60 530d SE goes like shit off a shovel, on a long run will give approx 42 miles to the gallon around town 25 ish.
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08-02-12, 20:24 #226Senior Member 
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Sounds like " Vorsprung Durch Buggered" then.
08-02-12, 23:05 #227Senior Member 
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93 Suzuki vitara shite pile that just keeps on going ,also a Merc Vario 410 mini bus with the seats ripped out and a caravan cut and shut in the back, its a chugger but it gets me there!
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945
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Mk1 Focus RS running 300 BHP.
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I've got one of these , not very eco but fuck the ecomentalists
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thought it was only the young chavs that had big bore exhaust... but obviously not
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