You always say the nicest things.
Blackers! Beloved man, if you want me to keep on touch, you'll have to take the cuffs off. I can't hold a phone when I'm wearing them.
You don't answer my calls, you send back all my letters, my emails are ignored. You are still in the dungeon aren't you?
What nice big eyes you have
Your profile is slightly to the left of gay. Sort it out woman.