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Hello TGS and welcome to the site, Navy Seal in the RN is a very specialized field and most people aren't aware that it's actually part of the stewards branch. My top tip would be to pop into your nearest careers office ask for a Royal Marine recruiter, tell him you'd like to be a steward and be sure to wink at him. He'll understand and give you the advice you so badly need.

Hope that helps.

Originally Posted by TopGunSeal

Hello everybody,
i am new to this site and would like assistance with getting in the Royal Marine Seal team i have seen television last night and saw a film called Navy Seals so i want to be one and do what they do. i like rambo too and anything like that i want to be, i will be able to do it i can run a few hundred meters and do 10 push ups and 2 pull ups, how do i get in?
and after i do that i want to do something like spooks do like a spy for cia or mi5 or something can you please help me people

Fnarr fnarr

thankyou for your replys
i get it you are a steward/chef undercover like steven seagal in under seige and then when the ship is under attack i can rip the stupid unyform off and under it you have a big fat shotgun to shoot the bad guys with a belt full of shotgun shels, and start putting microwave bombs on and things.
so if i went to somewhere that is for navy i can straight away go to camp and go to iraq and things it sounds really really good

will they teach me that karate stuff as well? i always have wanted to do that as well and have top command to tell me what to do as im the one and only best?

Yer they do all that, and more :P

Originally Posted by TopGunSeal

will they teach me that karate stuff as well? i always have wanted to do that as well and have top command to tell me what to do as im the one and only best?

They have their own special martial art, fell-a-tio. I'm sure you'd pick it up straight away so don't worry.

Originally Posted by TopGunSeal

will they teach me that karate stuff as well? i always have wanted to do that as well and have top command to tell me what to do as im the one and only best?

Not only will they teach you all you are asking but as a navy steward you will also be taught the art of Origami and more importantly the art of napkin folding. Though your lips may be sealed your anus certainly ill not be. Some occifers will attempt to insert objects, play along with their game and promotion will be yours.