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- 22-06-12, 14:38 #1
Injury Lawyers 4-U. Does he have a case?
"Schitzophrenics are people too - just more of them"
22-06-12, 17:22 #2
They were only girly slaps, mind you, the brother doesn't know when to give up does heSh1t shot, pumping slop.
22-06-12, 18:25 #3
I hope not.RT for AET in April 2010.
Early summer 2012, hopefully.
22-06-12, 20:32 #4
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Sunny, southern Spain
Wasn't Rummers was it?????
Submariners seldom cheat, and NEVER lie!
Why is it acceptable to cry at a wedding but not to laugh at a funeral?
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and fitness!
22-06-12, 21:34 #5
- Join Date
- May 2006
- On patrol
A lawyer jumps a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Policeman. A heated conversation ensued:
Policeman, "Licence and insurance, please."
Lawyer, "What for?"
Policeman, "You failed to come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer, "I slowed down and no one was coming."
Policeman, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. Licence and insurance, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Policeman, "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence and insurance, please!"
Lawyer, "If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop' I'll give you my licence and insurance and you give me the ticket - if not, you let me go and no ticket."
Policeman, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point the Policeman takes out his baton and starts beating the smug lawyer, asking him, "Now. Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them...
"Don't make me write your name on my shit list!"
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...'
"I don't have ADD, it's just... Hey look! A squirrel!"