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Discuss Would "Wilson" of the wizard faled a drug test??? in Health & Fitness on Navy Net; Remember Wilson ,the 200 year old wonder athlete from the Wizard? He ran 3 minute miles did 60 yard long jumps[once carrying an injured oppo] He wore a one piece running costume.[What goes around comes ...
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    Would "Wilson" of the wizard faled a drug test???

    Remember Wilson ,the 200 year old wonder athlete from the Wizard? He ran 3 minute miles did 60 yard long jumps[once carrying an injured oppo] He wore a one piece running costume.[What goes around comes around eh!] He lived in the open on 't moors all year round on a diet of nuts and "Herbs!" Climbed Everest without Oxygen and ran one hour marathons. I think that today he may have had a bit of bother with a drug test!
    This was all fields when i were a lad! Fcuk em all bar one and bollocks to him.I am a 73 year old. Teddy Boy and.Rock N Roll will never die, so there! NOW ELEVATED TO THE STATUS OF THE R.R. OFFICAL BIG SCREAMING O.D". ORDAINED BY RUMRAT.MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN WASTED AFTER ALL ! P.S. A STROPPY NO BADGE FCUK ALL WITH NO MEDALS, BRING 'EM ON AND LETS SEE WHAT THEY'VE GOT MY QUALIFICATIONS ;- LONG HAIR, TATTOOS AND EAR RING AND ;- ALF TUPPER AND WILSON ARE REAL O.K>!!!!

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    I certainly FAILED the spelling in the title.
    This was all fields when i were a lad! Fcuk em all bar one and bollocks to him.I am a 73 year old. Teddy Boy and.Rock N Roll will never die, so there! NOW ELEVATED TO THE STATUS OF THE R.R. OFFICAL BIG SCREAMING O.D". ORDAINED BY RUMRAT.MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN WASTED AFTER ALL ! P.S. A STROPPY NO BADGE FCUK ALL WITH NO MEDALS, BRING 'EM ON AND LETS SEE WHAT THEY'VE GOT MY QUALIFICATIONS ;- LONG HAIR, TATTOOS AND EAR RING AND ;- ALF TUPPER AND WILSON ARE REAL O.K>!!!!

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    No cos Alf Tupper "The tough of the Track" in the Adventure would have punched his lights out if he hadcought him cheating
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    They aren't real ffs. They are the made-up, fictional, wild imaginings from some graphic artist's festering, rambling and demented brain.

    You'll be suggesting next that Desperate Dan's cow pie was spiked.


    slim Space between had and cought, and spell cought with a 'a' not an 'o'.




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    Quote Originally Posted by LujonSA View Post
    They aren't real ffs. They are the made-up, fictional, wild imaginings from some graphic artist's festering, rambling and demented brain.

    You'll be suggesting next that Desperate Dan's cow pie was spiked.




    slim Space between had and cought, and spell cought with a 'a' not an 'o'.




    The temperature is 37°C outside and I'm stuck indoors and getting bored.

    They are real if you don't watch your step I'll send my dad round to beat up your dad!
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    He'll have a job, dad's dead and if he wasn't he'd be 97 and that is just not sporting.
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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    England could certainly do with 'Limp along leslie' in the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LujonSA View Post
    They aren't real ffs. They are the made-up, fictional, wild imaginings from some graphic artist's festering, rambling and demented brain.

    You'll be suggesting next that Desperate Dan's cow pie was spiked.


    slim Space between had and cought, and spell cought with a 'a' not an 'o'.




    The temperature is 37°C outside and I'm stuck indoors and getting bored.
    You fuckin liar they were all in colour so there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LujonSA View Post
    He'll have a job, dad's dead and if he wasn't he'd be 97 and that is just not sporting.
    So is mine but that won't stop him! Like Rumers said they were in colour so have to be true
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    How about this freak for the British Boxing Squad then? http://www.victorhornetcomics.co.uk/cecil.html


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