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    Question Recommended Boot Polish?

    Basically, I would like to know from you good people what would be the best boot polish? What has given you the best results.

    Thanks guys.

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    When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

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    Ahhhhhh the RR summer troll season has started.

    Basically it will be Kiwi parade gloss using some tap water and cotton wool. The added bonus is you could remove the laces and attempt to hang yourself in another pitiful cry for attention.
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    You could also stop being so bloody lazy and use the search button, most questions have been asked before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by janner View Post
    You could also stop being so bloody lazy and use the search button, most questions have been asked before.
    It's the summer of trolls janner. I'm wondering if its one helmet or a fireteam of Jerries?

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    If you're ever in Plymouth, pop along the near end of Union Street (on the other side of the road from Aldis), and there's a shop that'll be only too pleased to offer you some advice. They speak funny - so you'll probably have to shout a lot. http://statics.192.com/estreet/origi...0/10605209.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyNoMates View Post
    If you're ever in Plymouth, pop along the near end of Union Street (on the other side of the road from Aldis), and there's a shop that'll be only too pleased to offer you some advice. They speak funny - so you'll probably have to shout a lot. http://statics.192.com/estreet/origi...0/10605209.jpg
    "If you're ever in Plymouth, pop along the near end of Union Street blah blah blah foreign cunts."


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    There is a really cheap one you can sometimes get from Poundland called Great Wall which you apply with a Stanley knife and buff with wire wool - hours of harmless amusement if you do it properly!
    ... of course I could be wrong; I was once ... when I said I could be wrong!

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    If you join as a WAFU'S you don't have to worry as they wear suede shoes.
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    To the OP, what did you use last time you did Phase 1 and the bit of Phase 2 you managed before being shown the door?
    Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

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    Polish is so 80's. Paint the fucking things.
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    why you kikka my dog and a call it fuck off?

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