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**Rem3pt** · 09-03-12, 19:46

Smart gentleman! Its true, they are all mad.

**Doof** · 09-03-12, 19:54

Women aint wired up right,

**WreckerL** · 09-03-12, 19:59

Originally Posted by Waspie

I didn't know we had to understand them as well.

They never tell us anything!!!!!

Mine tells me loads, it's my responses (if any) that seem to cause the problems (or so she says).

**scouse** · 09-03-12, 20:40

There isn't a man born yet that can understand a woman!!!!! Ps had to smile to myself many moons ago, when talking to a very old timer in the pub. He said to me Dave I will be alright when I go to heaven!!! I said WHY????? Reply because GOD Won't allow any of those bad b******s up stairs!!!!

**TeeCeeCee** · 10-03-12, 16:42

Originally Posted by Rem3pt

Smart gentleman! Its true, they are all mad.

And they're dirty bastards! My one brushes her hair over the kitchen floor, it tiled and theoretically she can brush the loose bits of her ex-being up.

Well one day I notices some hair sticking out from under the door. So me... being the clean fella I am... bend down and pull what I think are a few stray hairs my loved one has over-looked. Bless her as she has a full day of cooking, cleaning and child rearing.

So I wasn't expecting the fecking monster that crawled out after the stray hair! It was like a draught excluder made of her hairs!!! It's one of the most fecking

ing things I've ever had the misfortune to focus two eyes on!

I'll tell ya, when I go to preform my male duties, It's hard to shake that vision from my mind! It's hard to connect the lovely lady with 'The Thing!' she feeds that lives under the kitchen door!

**Taloolah** · 12-03-12, 10:41

Originally Posted by seafarer1939

My wife likes to knit on a morning in bed as she wakes early,this morning she must have mislaid a knitting needle.
I rolled over and it stuck in my shoulder! out came the blood I called her over and exclaimed"My treasure I think you have made a slight error" or something like that!
She replied "They were clean sheets you know!"
And women wonder why men go to the pub a lot!
I don't understand the female race!Period!

Count your blessings.....
A) She could have worse habits than knitting in bed.
B) At least you didn't drip blood all over the actual handiwork !