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Originally Posted by snapdragon

I passed out of HMS Sultan a few weeks ago and I'm on Christmas leave right now. Dreading getting on my ship. Hope everyone's ok!
SD

Ay up missus, well done so far.

Enjoy the rest of your leave & don't worry about your new ship, everyone feels the same & there's bound to be a few new mess-mates who will be only too pleased to welcome you on board & help you find your feet.

It all feels a bit strange at first, but you will soon get used to it, fear not & the very best of luck. Good to see you back on the site - be sure to keep in touch, to keep us up to date, and to help those that follow with up to date advice.

Just had an idea Snappers - why don't you keep a diary? Not to sue the silly old sods but that well written biography will pay for your kids or grandkids University tuition, or your rest home or holidays or something like that ... good luck !!!!!!!!

Hi all, thanks for your lovely messages! They actually made me feel a bit better!
I am thinking of keeping a diary because I've kept an online one for eight years and writing helps me feel better about things, but I doubt anyone would want to read it! "Snappy's Gash Dits"!

I do take great satisfaction in knowing without any doubt that I could quite easily mutilate someone with just my thumb, so I will probably enjoy imagining that when people are going on at me!

was once on a train to London and a much younger woman came and sat next to me. In typical fashion she intruded into my space, ate food in an over elaborate manne, made loud calls on her phone, played music and was generally a right pain in the backside.

I say back closed my eyes and imagined having her bent over the seat in front of me and thrashing her hard with a cane. I imagined the feel of the cane, her bottom wriggling and her sobs and cries. After not very long I was able to sit there calmly and smile to myself without a care in the word.

What does this mean ??????? Is there something wrong with me ???????

It means I wouldn't want to be your sexual partner!

Nothing wrong with that at all GR - depends if you had a boner at the time as to whether Snappers could be wrong though !!

Originally Posted by NZ_Bootneck

Originally Posted by golden_rivet

if you can cope with the sad old farts, throwbacks and blimps on here Snaps you will be fine.

That is really strange as you keep trying to pull the sad old farts, throwbacks and blimps on here

Mmm stereotypical frustrated Librarian rant eh?
NZB

Cheeky sod! Wash out your mouth with carbolic soap and rinse it out with teepol then gargle some British Library leather dressing no.2 (helps preserve the dried out bindings of old books).

A world without librarians would be like a world without matelots: devoid of all that is interesting, functional and stimulating.....