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Discuss Robert Burns - D of B 25 January 1759 in Films, Music, TV & All Things Artsy on Navy Net; Originally Posted by Blackrat I was round my old mans for Burns night on the 25th and woke the next day as if i'd been rescued from a train wreck. Damn that chief of the ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
    I was round my old mans for Burns night on the 25th and woke the next day as if i'd been rescued from a train wreck. Damn that chief of the puddin' race.
    You may find that wasn't the cause...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by SONAR-BENDER View Post
    You may find that wasn't the cause...........
    You think? Must have been the neeps then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
    I was round my old mans for Burns night on the 25th and woke the next day as if i'd been rescued from a train wreck....
    Believe me, Blackers,

    You would have felt far, far worse had JD & her heroic brother rescued you,,..
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    To friends, family and shipmates .. Enjoy your Burns Night tonight. Freedom and whisky gang thegither !!
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    My only bit of a Burnsism, "oh would some power the gift give us to see ourselves as others see us", or summat like.
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    With the help of a few low flyers .... What is title, what is treasure, What is reputation`s care? If we lead a life of pleasure,`Tis no matter how or where! Chorus: A fig for those by law protected! Liberty`s a glorious feast! Courts for cowards were erected,Churches built to please the priest.
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    I have an Officers mess burns supper tomorrow night. The long haired Oscar Charlie (also commissioned) shall accompany my good self, but there is a turd in the u-bend. I'm driving. There is one good thing about this. At the last mess dinner, i kept making comments to the Colonel (Yeomanry) about the tightness and gayness of his mess kit trousers. This time the conversation will be more formal.
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    Slangevar Blackrat, If your not a "jobby jabber" Make him walk !!

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    Just got back from a "BN" Lunch sat next to the Octopus Wrestler, he and the poet received a bottle each for their efforts.

    On the bottle was a sticker "This item is fitted with a microchip device "please remove before microwaving""

    FFS who sticks a bottle of single malt in a microwave and turns it on??? and what would be the effect?

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