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Originally Posted by nutty_bag

RONIN

"WHAT COLOURS THE BOATHOUSE IN HEREFORD"

Someone really should have told DeNiro how to say Hereford properly FFS

wot seen-been should have said.....
"Hair fod? Stirling lines has a boat house now? Lazy gin sipping bast...."
or
"Fuctifino mate, the boathouse is in Poole or do you mean the one in Turnchapel.....urgggg"

Originally Posted by letthecatoutofthebag

From Team America: "Aahh, herro Hans Brix"

Kim Jong Il: Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?

so many good ones.....
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

Gary Johnston: We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.

Chris: Surprise cockface!

Slingblade
Karl:[Talking to his father] I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it. Them stories you and Mama told me ain't in there. You ought not done that to your boy. I studied on killing you. Studied on it quite a bit. But I reckon there ain't no need for it if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair. You'll be dead soon enough and the world 'll be shut of ya. You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He woulda had fun some time.

and of course.....
Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

Also from "Team America":

"MATT DAAMOON!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor:Pvte Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fcuk! From : Full Metal Jacket.

This movie is full of one-liners.

Originally Posted by letthecatoutofthebag

From "South Park the Movie"; Eric Cartman to Mr Garrison: (Switiching on loud hailer) "I said, how would you like to suck my balls?"

PMSL, that's my text message tone!

Can't remember the name of the film but it started with:

"Hello Miss, I've come to clean the swimming pool....."

Originally Posted by Ninja_Stoker

Can't remember the name of the film but it started with:

"Hello Miss, I've come to clean the swimming pool....."

I've seen that, the guy had moustache and sort of swedish accent