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- 16-08-12, 06:40 #31Wanted to write something witty and profound, but couldn’t be bothered.
16-08-12, 07:05 #32
I do remember a dit about two Benders that were hot bunking, one would always leave the other some wet tissues in the bunk at change over, a little pissed at this he collected them and dropped them in his scan, he didn't bat an eye lip just moved them to one side of his plate and kept eating, when asked why he did not clean his bunk out, reply I thought you would like the smell, there are some sick people on Boats.Wanted to write something witty and profound, but couldn’t be bothered.
16-08-12, 14:26 #33
It was fun knockin' one out into the mouthpiece of the sound-powered telephone at 35 Bulkhead Door......into the eypieces of the 1st Lieutenants binoculars...in fact anywhere to anyone who had royally pissed you off for some reason or another. A personal favourite of mine was tryin' to blow your wad down the top of the SCO's toothpaste tube. Takes a steady hand, a good aim and the ability to get said toothpaste back into the blokes dhobey-bag without him noticing. Revenge is a jizz best served cold.
Last edited by BillyNoMates; 16-08-12 at 14:28.
"Schitzophrenics are people too - just more of them"
16-08-12, 15:22 #34
Bill if you ever invite me round for tea, you'll understand if I say no ta, wont you
17-08-12, 06:24 #35
Bill you are a sick sick man, ditto Sharkey, we would never know if the floater on the tea was cream or other???Wanted to write something witty and profound, but couldn’t be bothered.
17-08-12, 09:30 #36
Thanks Sumo, to be put up there with Bill is a real honor, this will cause some envy in these circles.
Knew a couple of blokes trapped a brownhatter, went back to his place, told him to make them some bacon butts, he brings one which one of the lads scoffs down, their new chum disappears back into the kitchen to make another one, the other lad goes into the kitchen and finds the chef knocking one off onto the second sarnie, tasty!
17-08-12, 09:34 #37
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