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**Rumrat** · 01-08-12, 20:56

Originally Posted by BillyNoMates

The Mens 10 x 100 metre dit-spinning relay. Gun goes off....BANG! First runner thinks of a dit. Runs like fu*k to the next runner in his team and hands over his dit to him, and then he legs it, and so on and so forth. The winner is the team whose dit at the end of the race sounds absolutely fu*k all like the first bit of the dit that the first team runner thought of, when he started to spin his dit, as he legged it down the track.

The chinese would piss this event.
Well that's the whisper.

**Ballistic** · 02-08-12, 09:27

Slight thread drift I know, but it doesn't warrant starting a fresh one:

If I hear one more commentator say, "He's/she's/they've overcooked it", my steaming bat is going through the TV screen.

Where did that phrase come from from? Masterchef?

**noshmon** · 02-08-12, 09:39

Originally Posted by Ballistic

Slight thread drift I know, but it doesn't warrant starting a fresh one:

If I hear one more commentator say, "He's/she's/they've overcooked it", my steaming bat is going through the TV screen.

Where did that phrase come from from? Masterchef?

For the benefit of your TV set you might want to watch the rest of the Olympics with the TV on mute then

**BillyNoMates** · 06-08-12, 22:30

Mobile phone snap-a-thon. Like a marathon, only you don't need to actually run anywhere. Snap away. Olympic Gold for the best snap, naturally.

**BillyNoMates** · 08-08-12, 09:12

With a difficulty level of seven point zero nine it's.................................

...and for the lazier acrobats

**BillyNoMates** · 10-08-12, 13:54

Canoeing is a piece of piss, if you use a canoe, because that's what a canoe's for. So screw the canoe, here's what to do if you want the crowd to go "Ooooooooh!"