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I have had loads of PM's from well wishers and I really was taken aback by them.
The last two from Jesse and Andy ...
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Fuck me I'm Famous ( Infamous )
Calm down people my ego hasn't soared, its just a title.
I have had loads of PM's from well wishers and I really was taken aback by them.
The last two from Jesse and Andy cap both asking me specific questions I will answer here as I am not up to much at the moment.
I was discharged from Heartlands Hospital at 14.00hrs yesterday the 23rd July, and thank fuckin god.
I was in solitary for all but 4 days and it did my fuckin head in. Thanks for the phone calls to the hospital guys, I did not think you was authenticating my location so as to put a fuckin hit on me.
Anyways I'm as sore as fuck, had an angiogram yesterday at 10.00 am after a pier head jump from Good hope at 7am.
Here is your moment of fame VERITY, my lovely blond haired blue eyed Trainee Naval nurse from Heartlands.
If you are typical of today's young guys and gals in the Andrew, then we are in good hands people as she was gorgeous but very professional, and I did promise I would mention you after I had actually convinced you I really was Rumrat.
I had to eat humble pie and a side salad of shit as apparently I with a couple of others gave her a hard time as a newbie when she posted a couple of years back just as she was joining. Sorry Verity you are a real nice person and as I told you if I was 40 years younger you would have needed to learn how to run faster than me.
Now she knows my little secret concerning needles and cannulas.
The result of my angiogram was that my stents from 6 years ago are "pristine" and the other four arteries are good. My kidney and liver functions were good and it looks like I am off the Christmas croak list unless of course fuckin Cunt or Blackrat get me with that dodgy ford cortina.
The only down side was the fuckin doc said I looked a tad "PALE".
Anyone wanna buy a dongle?
White bastards.
When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.
When I became a man I joined Rum Ration, it was a natural progression.
But with swearing.
24-07-12, 19:30 #2Fuck..someone told me you were in shit order..so I had me best No's ones civvy suit cleaned and I robbed a few pounds out of the wife's purse ready for your "leaving do".
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24-07-12, 19:36 #3cúntGuestHe lives. A minute's silence all round I reckon.
24-07-12, 19:41 #4Great News.
Illius me paenitet dux
24-07-12, 20:29 #5Senior Member
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The buffer will be relieved.................you're back on the roster......
sent from the flagdeck..... by aldis light
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What a relief,I hate funerals.
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24-07-12, 20:34 #7Senior Member 
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Get Verity back on line and post some phots of her before the cortina gets you, honky bastard.
And welcome back.
It's just occurred to me that a lot of the brothers are into voodoo, you could be a zombie....even Baron Samedi in person
Sh1t shot, pumping slop.
25-07-12, 06:02 #8I have to name and shame you oppo, you're one of the bastards that gave her shite.
Originally Posted by WreckerL 
Get Verity back on line and post some phots of her before the cortina gets you, honky bastard.
And welcome back.
It's just occurred to me that a lot of the brothers are into voodoo, you could be a zombie....even Baron Samedi in person
I think 2DD was the other but I can't prove it.
I felt embarrassed actually, its fuckin hard to look at a really nice young lady in the eye knowing you aint an anonymous twat anymore. Especially when they have all the needles and lots of power.
There are stacks of male nurses batting for the other side, and most I met were Charge nurses ( the old sister rank) so they get called "Mister sister's" and think its very funny. And lets be honest because they aint obsessed with testosterone and the associated cock waiving they are really sound geezers.
When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.
When I became a man I joined Rum Ration, it was a natural progression.
But with swearing.
25-07-12, 06:04 #9So, I suppose that means no steaming bats then..............
Glad you are 'outside' - keep taking the tablets!
Submariners seldom cheat, and NEVER lie!
Why is it acceptable to cry at a wedding but not to laugh at a funeral?
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and fitness!
25-07-12, 07:26 #10I suggest a minute's celebratory noise would be more appropriate. As Rummers' ship's book number was 812, how about starting at 0812 on Friday? I can really see this taking off, especially with those he owes money. Originally Posted by cúnt
P.S. If you'd like to celebrate the Olympics afterwards, carry on making a noise for another couple of weeks.N.B. A single RAF Typhoon costs £126 million excluding support. Originally Posted by Hansard 7 Mar 2011
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