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**MG Maniac** · 25-07-12, 09:08

Glad to hear you are off "death row" Rummers! Obviously there is something to the old saying ... "Only the good die young!"

Used to be a saying about Naval Nurses when I was at Haslar ... 95% of all Naval Nurses are essence ... the other 5% are at Halsr ... and seeing you ain't in Haslar Verity has just got to be in the 95 percentile!

**Stand_Still** · 25-07-12, 11:29

And I've just had my boat painted black, bugger! Glad to hear you're up and running again Steve.

**WreckerL** · 25-07-12, 13:34

Rummers, I don't remember that, have you got a link or her user name?

**old_fart** · 25-07-12, 14:16

Great news Rummers. Welcome back to reality having to look after yourself.

**Stirling** · 25-07-12, 15:42

As you have not croaked I will give the Tyburn a coat of lookin at.

**Rumrat** · 25-07-12, 20:40

Originally Posted by WreckerL

Rummers, I don't remember that, have you got a link or her user name?

We had a brief conversation in which I asked her if she used RR. She said she had a couple of times and also when she had been a newbie asking advice. I asked her if she had been beasted and she said yes and I then asked her if she remembered any of the user names of the arseholes who did it. Did I feel a right fucker when i headed the twat list and she then told me a couple of names and you sir was one. Now in honesty I was staring at the 27 inch needle her oppo was about to shove in my hand and concentration kind of took a seat ten rows back.
My main concern was how strong a sedative I could scrounge before they stuck a fuckin great tube up my artery and into my heart. Call me a slacker but it did seem more appropriate to panic than talk about RR in depth.

**Topstop** · 25-07-12, 20:58

Originally Posted by Rumrat

We had a brief conversation in which I asked her if she used RR. She said she had a couple of times and also when she had been a newbie asking advice. I asked her if she had been beasted and she said yes and I then asked her if she remembered any of the user names of the arseholes who did it. Did I feel a right fucker when i headed the twat list and she then told me a couple of names and you sir was one. Now in honesty I was staring at the 27 inch needle her oppo was about to shove in my hand and concentration kind of took a seat ten rows back.
My main concern was how strong a sedative I could scrounge before they stuck a fuckin great tube up my artery and into my heart. Call me a slacker but it did seem more appropriate to panic than talk about RR in depth.

She came in with a needle
Twas a bloody great lance
Now you poxy faced bastard
This`l make you dance.

**Troglodyte** · 26-07-12, 15:36

So! He,s alive, fuckin shave off, I,ll have to unpick that black diamond off of my suit sleeve.

Make you mind up Rummy, DD or on the watch bill.

**WreckerL** · 26-07-12, 16:46

Rummers is playing the SoS card, shortly to be followed by a blue card no doubt.

**Naval_Gazer** · 26-07-12, 16:50

Originally Posted by Naval_Gazer

Originally Posted by cúnt

He lives. A minute's silence all round I reckon.

I suggest a minute's celebratory noise would be more appropriate. As Rummers' ship's book number was 812, how about starting at 0812 on Friday? I can really see this taking off, especially with those he owes money.

P.S. If you'd like to celebrate the Olympics afterwards, carry on making a noise for another couple of weeks.

BUMP. Remember, 0812 tomorrow. There might even be bells (of the non-whisky variety).