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How To Explain Sex To Children
alexb123 likes this.Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them...
"Don't make me write your name on my shit list!"
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...'
"I don't have ADD, it's just... Hey look! A squirrel!"
26-07-12, 15:42 #2Senior Member
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Yup! I,ll buy it.
I expect to pass this way but once,
Anything therefore that I can do,
Any service that I can perform,
Ask it of me,
For I shall not pass this way again.
Your story has touched my heart,
Rarely have I heard such a sorry tale of Woe,
Now Sod Off, your giving me Earache.
26-07-12, 15:52 #3Moderator 
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I use Pentals. Does that mean i'm into Necrophilia?
Targets will fall when hit....
26-07-12, 16:03 #4cúntGuestIt's quicker (much quicker) to show them.
26-07-12, 19:23 #5Senior Member 
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Its quite a list, I hope you have plenty of ink in your Biro
26-07-12, 19:37 #6Though I eventually sussed it all out (I think!) was there EVER actually a book about the Birds and the bees?
Surely the inter species thing would not have worked? Duh, eggs and pollen............
Submariners seldom cheat, and NEVER lie!
Why is it acceptable to cry at a wedding but not to laugh at a funeral?
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and fitness!
26-07-12, 20:18 #7Teachers and priests are usually good at explaining it.
The NHS.... Hitting the targets but missing the point......
Jeremy Clarkson is a tosser and so is Richard Littlejohn
SM1 means happy motoring.
26-07-12, 20:27 #8Senior Member 
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I've seen some DVD's with birds with dogs and ponies, dunno if they bred though.
Originally Posted by SONAR-BENDER 
Sh1t shot, pumping slop.
26-07-12, 20:32 #9Blackcat - I've been to Amsterdam AND Bangkok AND Subic Bay!! Originally Posted by WreckerL
Submariners seldom cheat, and NEVER lie!
Why is it acceptable to cry at a wedding but not to laugh at a funeral?
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and fitness!
26-07-12, 23:33 #10Yeah but fuck all lead in his pencil. Originally Posted by Sharkey 
When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.
When I became a man I joined Rum Ration, it was a natural progression.
But with swearing.
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