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    It aint half hot mum !

    How do we get out of here?..........'Tricky one that, sir'
    sent from the flagdeck..... by aldis light

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    They look really happy to meet their great leader!!!

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    'So, how long have you been in the Army, Petty Officer Jones?'
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    Dont worry if you are being made redundant, there are plenty of jobs back in the UK, mine will be up for grabs soon.

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    Look on the bright side chaps, with you gone I can afford a little bit more of 2 marvellous carriers we're building, the Rifles roughly equate to the fwd heads and an anchor chain.
    Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

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    "Hang on minute, I'm just trying to remember where I've left my daughter this time!"
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    I'm wearing the new number 8's, quite fetching I think!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cúnt View Post
    'So, how long have you been in the Army, Petty Officer Jones?'

    All day sir!.
    I expect to pass this way but once,

    Anything therefore that I can do,

    Any service that I can perform,

    Ask it of me,

    For I shall not pass this way again.


    Your story has touched my heart,

    Rarely have I heard such a sorry tale of Woe,

    Now Sod Off, your giving me Earache.

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    I'm sure when we played uckers at Eton you didn't have to throw a six to start
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    "lads, is that a woman behind us?"

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