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Discuss Complaints to Councils in Diamond Lil's on Navy Net; A Originally Posted by WindowLickerScribe Just bill them double for the inconvenience that they've caused you and the costs that you've incurred as a result. Reasonable costs can be: Fuel, Car Park Fee, Travelling to ...
  1. 01-07-12, 21:48 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by WindowLickerScribe View Post
    Just bill them double for the inconvenience that they've caused you and the costs that you've incurred as a result.

    Reasonable costs can be:

    Fuel,
    Car Park Fee,
    Travelling to the bank to get their owed monies,
    Wash/Shave and items used to have you in a presentable condition to pay in person
    Loss of work time
    Internet Usage charges for having to find out where you stood.

    And because this is Lil's:

    Sure they won't accept a huge pile of poo on their entrance instead?
    Piecemeal actions, go big time....revenge. pay the bill, then reverse your car, or your oppos into any of those plastic bollards,until you have accrued the amount charged in damage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WindowLickerScribe View Post
    Just bill them double for the inconvenience that they've caused you and the costs that you've incurred as a result.

    Reasonable costs can be:

    Fuel,
    Car Park Fee,
    Travelling to the bank to get their owed monies,
    Wash/Shave and items used to have you in a presentable condition to pay in person
    Loss of work time
    Internet Usage charges for having to find out where you stood.

    And because this is Lil's:

    Sure they won't accept a huge pile of poo on their entrance instead?
    Looking at the large pile of sh*te SWMBO nag produces on a daily basis ... how much do you want delivered and where to?

    But as Tre says ... Revenge is definitely sweeter ...

    Take a picture of the local pothole and send em a bill for several hundreds of pounds for new tyre/tracking/new wheel/fitting!
    Smother me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
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  3. 03-07-12, 17:39 #13
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    I shopped a traffic warden, correction Parking Enforcement Officer, for using his mobile phone last week. Council rang me yesterday telling me the miscreant denied doing it. Suppose I'm going to get stiffed for parking offences now
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    Quote Originally Posted by TACKLINE TOMMY View Post
    I shopped a traffic warden, correction Parking Enforcement Officer, for using his mobile phone last week. Council rang me yesterday telling me the miscreant denied doing it. Suppose I'm going to get stiffed for parking offences now
    You've lost me, if he wasn't driving, where's the wrongdoing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witsend View Post
    COINS:

    Coins are legal tender throughout the United Kingdom for the following amount:
    £5 (Crown) - for any amount
    £2 - for any amount
    £1 - for any amount
    50p - for any amount not exceeding £10
    25p (Crown) - for any amount not exceeding £10
    20p - for any amount not exceeding £10
    10p - for any amount not exceeding £5
    5p - for any amount not exceeding £5
    2p - for any amount not exceeding 20p
    1p - for any amount not exceeding 20p


    I wonder if there is any law on ginger bottles then.

    Now I recall seing a couple of 9 Bob notes, but pray do tell, where can I get a 25p coin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WreckerL View Post
    You've lost me, if he wasn't driving, where's the wrongdoing?
    Good spot, he was driving his little white van at the time
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    A crown is a coin worth 2 half-crowns or 5 Bob wot is now 25 p
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