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No you are certainly not.

You are not alone, football humbug !!!!

You may not be gay but footballers and their David Attenborough programme star supporters are. What's with all the simulated sex post scoring?
It is no longer a game but a business and one with no honour. Cheating bastards.

I think that the state that Rangers are in is as funny as fcuk. It is reducing otherwise grown men to tears. Ball kickers ruling men's lives. What is that all about?

Football is gay and arrse.

What pisses me off is that now that we have gone digital on the TV system they have loads of channels where they could show it without interrupting the main four channels. BBC3 and 4 are only on for half the day so have plenty of slack time, ITV3 and 4 are probably the same. It shows poor programming by the various organisation and a lack of understanding as to what most peoples needs are.

Still never mind we will have the Olympics soon. I still trying to work out how the Olympics organisation can come into Weymouth, take over public parks, close them to the public unless they pay an admittance fee to watch the sailing. They have also taken over some of the car parking and trebled the price. Watching sailing must come a close second to watching paint dry

Originally Posted by SONAR-BENDER

As it says in the title - I hate football - shower of over paid faggots poncing around. And now my 'human rights' are being infringed, as I can't watch any telly as it all sems to be football, live, repeats, dissection of previous matches or guesstimates of future ones.

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH - it does my skull in!

Now I'm stuck with a repeat of Lewis (+1 hour remember!) thank God I had a wonderfully BBQ'd pound of steak preceded by copious amounts of Bacardi and Coke, well barbies are hot work when it is 30 degrees and just a little wine to chug down the steak! At least we have sunshine and no rain!!!!

So, anyone else less than enamoured with all this football shit?

PS I am not gay.

Just to be clear: are you talking about UK telly?

I can't raise the slightest interest in football and am similarly uninspired by the Olympics. I enjoyed the radio reports during the last Olympics and the cinema newsreels afterwards and was particularly impressed with the marathon runner (Sidney Wooderson?) who arrived back at the stadium completely knackered and had to be directed towards the finish line 'cause he'd lost his way, but I was only twelve at the time. The politically inspired carnival that is soon to be forced upon us at great expense, and the current bunch of pampered idiots who purport to provide entertainment for the masses impress me not.

Mrs Mango will have the main screen all to herself for the summer. I have a whole cabinet full of ancient westerns and other watchable DVDs, and a secondary 26" flat screen to watch them on in my "den". Accompanied by the numerous bottles of Wood's 100% that I have accumulated (currently on offer at Morrison's for less than £20 a bottle), the freezing temperatures and lashing rain that passes for summer in Yorkshire will present no bar (pun unintended) to my seasonal enjoyment.

V. Meldrew (2BM)

PS. I don't think I'm gay either. At least, if I am, it's taken me nearly seventy seven years to find out about it.

2BM

Originally Posted by 2badge_mango

I enjoyed the radio reports during the last Olympics and the cinema newsreels afterwards and was particularly impressed with the marathon runner (Sidney Wooderson?) who arrived back at the stadium completely knackered and had to be directed towards the finish line 'cause he'd lost his way,

That would be Alf Tupper. No gay energy drinks and salad or turning up on time for our man Alf. Slack cunt.