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This started because there's a pair of nesting shitehawks on a flat roof where I work and we've swapped the eggs with plastic ones. I wondered what would happen if you placed live chicken eggs in their place, when they hatched would daddy shitehawk batter the mummy shitehawk for bagging off out of watch or would they raise chickens who think they're shitehawks. This started a debate amongst the ex-servicemen I work with whilst the pest man and the civvies think we all have mental health issues........How many times have you been bored on watch etc and thought what would happen if I pressed that button, tied this to that, etc etc and had a total disaster or seen someone do something totally mental because "they'd wondered what would happen".
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On the egg question one from some bird of prey, dad returns to nest to find no sign of wife and junior with feathers sticking out of his beak.
24-05-12, 08:59 #3They would only hatch if they had been fertilised. Shop bought eggs haven't, so there won't be any babies. Back to the drawing board Wrecker or get some meaningful work done - probably for the first time in a long time.
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I actually know a bloke who doesn't have the ability to ask himself "What if I". He is a fucking nightmare and is consistently doing impulsive stuff, he can't help himself. The amount of times he's just lept into city centre fountains, knocked people's hats off, dropkicked king sized cuddly toys out the front door of the Disney store, surfed the baggage carousel at airports etc. He wrote his car off 5 years ago because he wanted to see what happened if he didn't steer at an oncoming corner. No surprises.
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Which is why I said live eggs Drakey i.e. fertilised. I know I'm only an ex-submariner but even I'd thought of that one!! (define "meaningful work", I'm sat here pondering life, the universe and everything but keep coming up with 41!)
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24-05-12, 09:38 #6"Meaningful work". No idea. Someone mentioned it the other day. So for me it's the thought for the week.
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24-05-12, 09:44 #7cúntGuestYou swamped yourself in a pub for a laugh. *insert pot and kettle comment here*
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24-05-12, 10:37 #8Put an ostrich egg in and see how they cope with that.
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I see your point. Originally Posted by cúnt
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Get a new calculator or have you got a digit missing? The answer is 42. Originally Posted by WreckerL
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