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**sgtpepperband** · 13-04-12, 15:32

I reckon you'd look good in a pair of tights, Magda. What size head are you?

**blondemolotov** · 13-04-12, 16:02

This freaked me out as it's one of those rare occasions that I'm wearing denim shorts and tights... squarepants are you watching me?!

**flymo** · 13-04-12, 17:42

Originally Posted by blondemolotov

This freaked me out as it's one of those rare occasions that I'm wearing denim shorts and tights... squarepants are you watching me?!

Don't believe ya - show us a piccie or I'm shouting "Wah"

**blondemolotov** · 13-04-12, 18:40

We've already established I'm not a 'wah' so sod off! *with love*
Every female on here is suspected of being one... surely your suspicious nature must become tedious to you after a while? I would ponder on why men aren't accused of this but it's obvious - women don't care enough to bother with it all.

Back to the thread - I witnessed a lass today with black leggings so tight you could actually see her pink thong through the material that was stretched so dangerously over her fat buttocks as she waddled along... that my dear, is not hot. Surely she must have known this before stepping out the door? And thought it was 'hot'?! That said, it was like a car crash or spotting a dead body spilling blood out onto the pavement - I couldn't take my eyes off the disaster that had wibbled and wobbled into my vision. The bloke I was with questioned whether or not we should tell her... I declined as I had visions of being suffocated to death by her blatantly cellulite cottage cheese arse.

**WreckerL** · 13-04-12, 18:52

Originally Posted by Magda

But in truth... it is not a look I don myself. You need longer legs than me in order to carry it off well.

Legs longer than you! are you only 3 feet tall ?

**SJRM_RN** · 13-04-12, 18:53

Originally Posted by WreckerL

Legs longer than you! are you only 3 feet tall ?

She is a bit of an 'oompa loompa'

(standing by for incoming!)

**SARKING** · 13-04-12, 19:20

Originally Posted by SJRM_RN

She is a bit of an 'oompa loompa'

(standing by for incoming!)

Fat-Gaga.jpg?????????

**Magda** · 13-04-12, 19:30

Originally Posted by WreckerL

Legs longer than you! are you only 3 feet tall ?

And there, encapsulated perfectly in two short sentences, is exactly how wars start.

Originally Posted by SJRM_RN

She is a bit of an 'oompa loompa'

(standing by for incoming!)

Stix, you really must try harder if you want me to direct incoming at you. That barely even merits a raised eyebrow

**rod-gearing** · 13-04-12, 19:34

Same effect when women wear a skirt and trousers at the same time.
I just assume they have a crisis of decision.
Not unusual for women.

**Streaky** · 13-04-12, 19:38

I knew a Yarpie lass (Biblically) on the Guzz / Leeds train with thighs like that. She kept waffling on about some sort of kelp pills she took to reduce her thighs. I personally thought she was wasting her time, but as I had an ulterior motive, I refrained from telling her