Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
Does this potential Pulitzer winner involve a wine bar, chloroform, a journey in the boot of a non descript Ford Mondeo, a shack in the woods, a junior hacksaw, harry maskers, B&Q heavy duty rubble sacks and a shallow grave? If not, may i suggest you try it?
A darkly romantic noire comedy script in the making. Bridget Jones, eat your heart out.

Actually, maybe you could write that in to the plot, only you exchange Bridget for the OP...