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the Navy Network

... in need of a rant.

People who let their dogs shit in my street (or anywhere for that matter) without cleaning up after them. If I catch one of those fcukers they will be wearing their dogs shit as a hat.

People who spit in the street without good reason (eg swallowing a fly)

Those fcuking meerkat adverts, and anyone who thinks they are funny. They are vacuous and so are you. If in addition you enjoy that fat turd singing in the Go Compare adverts you are undoubtedly a cnut.

Dale Winton.

Anything written in the Guardian, what a load of ill informed leftie pish.

Scottish Socialists and Nationalists, anyone who thinks that in a country where everyone is in the public sector or on the dole we could go it alone is living in a deluded fantasy world.

The X-factor, everyone in it, everyone who watches it and all the shite in the papers about Cheryl Cole. Don't get me wrong, I would not kick her out of bed for eating toast, but I don't give a crap if she has just bought new shoes.

Wayne Rooney, if ever there was an advert for all the things that money cannot buy it must be this chimp.

People who comment on casualties from Iraq and Afghanistan and say "they joined the forces, they should have expected to die or be blown up" thank fcuk I only hear these people on the radio or on press forums, anyone who holds such a fcuked up opinion deserves a thorough beating and then forced emigration to Somalia / Zimabawe / North Korea.

Rant over for the moment (that feels much better)