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**Sharkey** · 28-06-12, 13:19

A wreckers with an infected knob!, could the bugs get through all that oil and grease

**WreckerL** · 28-06-12, 13:23

It's like a python with a bad head cold.

**Sharkey** · 28-06-12, 13:33

From the wordsmith Blackadder, when you are packiing the sort of tackle you normally see swinging about between the back legs of a grand national winner"

**BillyNoMates** · 28-06-12, 13:51

Have you EVER tried standing on the seat of an office swivel chair, with your trousers and underpants round your feet, whilst simultaneously trying to wrench your butt-cheeks apart to show the world (and its Channel 4 Doctor) the grisly contents of your poop-shoot whilst ALSO trying to hold a fu**ing laptop with a 17 inch screen (with built-in webcam)as steady as possible in order to get a good bit of video footage to upload for their next programme? If you fancy giving it a go - get your application in 'cos I'm sure this prime-time medical entertainment show will be back. (I just tried it and my line manager has issued me with a written warning and banned me from the tea-boat for a month).Maverick Television: Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic

**witsend** · 28-06-12, 20:54

Originally Posted by finknottle

That's awful witsend, are you actually saying that she did not know who you are and welcome to the real world.

If you don't like raisins remove them or if it's the peanuts that offend remove them, but easiest of all don't fucking buy mixed bags. I know that transition where you have to start thinking for yourself is difficult but given time you should get the hang of it.

What is this mythical 'real' world you dribble on about?

Another case of you bumping your gums after forgetting to put your false teeth in.

**Spidiver** · 28-06-12, 21:28

Liver !!!..fuckin foul stuff...made from the clingons on a sloths arse!!!

**witsend** · 28-06-12, 21:40

Originally Posted by Spidiver

Liver !!!..fuckin foul stuff...made from the clingons on a sloths arse!!!

When I was a nipper I couldn't work out why I didn't like toast at my grans. Turns out the evil old wench never cleaned the grill.

**tiddlyoggy** · 28-06-12, 21:45

All reality TV "stars", but those cunts from TOWIE deserve a special mention. Why do the mongs of the British public make these talentless twats rich and famous?

**witsend** · 28-06-12, 21:53

Originally Posted by tiddlyoggy

All reality TV "stars", but those cunts from TOWIE deserve a special mention. Why do the mongs of the British public make these talentless twats rich and famous?

oggy, give 'The Real Housewifes of fucking somewhere' 5 minutes. I bet you go all 'Captain Caveman'.