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Discuss RR Reality TV Show in Diamond Lil's on Navy Net; Been thinking that we could make the site some serious moolah with this idea. Get the cash flowing with the RR antics and have the whole of Britain watching with horrified expressions
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RR Reality TV Show
Been thinking that we could make the site some serious moolah with this idea. Get the cash flowing with the RR antics and have the whole of Britain watching with horrified expressions
any ideas?ETME (SM)
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I used to like you.
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Il get my coat
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19-10-10, 21:41 #5Re: RR Reality TV Show
'Flapping noobs'
Hosted by Jeremy Beadle.
All the worry warts who think they'll never get to serve in the RN who frequent Rum Ration with tales of woe about their 2 year waits etc etc are gathered together in a ramshackle flat, outfitted with mulitple cameras, in Pompey.
The noobs get to drip 24/7 about waiting times, Raleigh closing for 6 months, Ark Royal being scrapped and anything else they find strange about the RNs decision making.
The best whiner of the day, voted by RR members who've are serving or have served, gets a week off their waiting time and a trip on the Gosprt ferry to get some sea time in.
The final contestant is drafted to Straight Point range to act as permanent Butts party.
Lasts for 3 episodes before the flat is located by Tim Zoidberg who kicks the doors in and with his new boxing skills fills in all the dripping twunts, before forcing Scouse Castaway and K4606 (or whatever) to spitroast Jeremy Beadle.
TV at it's best.
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Re: RR Reality TV Show
Originally Posted by NZ_Bootneck 'Flapping noobs'
Hosted by Jeremy Beadle.
All the worry warts who think they'll never get to serve in the RN who frequent Rum Ration with tales of woe about their 2 year waits etc etc are gathered together in a ramshackle flat, outfitted with mulitple cameras, in Pompey.
The noobs get to drip 24/7 about waiting times, Raleigh closing for 6 months, Ark Royal being scrapped and anything else they find strange about the RNs decision making.
The best whiner of the day, voted by RR members who've are serving or have served, gets a week off their waiting time and a trip on the Gosprt ferry to get some sea time in.
The final contestant is drafted to Straight Point range to act as permanent Butts party.
Lasts for 3 episodes before the flat is located by Tim Zoidberg who kicks the doors in and with his new boxing skills fills in all the dripping twunts, before forcing Scouse Castaway and K4606 (or whatever) to spitroast Jeremy Beadle.
TV at it's best.
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ETME (SM)
ICP- 7th April 2010
RT - 29th April 2010- Passed
MEDICAL- 1st April 2011- Passed
PJFT-
Current 1.5 Mile best time- 10.42 (30/01/11) previous 13.43 (15/01/11)
"Taurus excreta cerebrum vincit"
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Re: RR Reality TV Show
Ok so far, NZB; but couldn't you get your oppo, Mr Blobby(Wet) to re-appear for a cameo appearance? Originally Posted by NZ_Bootneck 'Flapping noobs'
Hosted by Jeremy Beadle.
All the worry warts who think they'll never get to serve in the RN who frequent Rum Ration with tales of woe about their 2 year waits etc etc are gathered together in a ramshackle flat, outfitted with mulitple cameras, in Pompey.
The noobs get to drip 24/7 about waiting times, Raleigh closing for 6 months, Ark Royal being scrapped and anything else they find strange about the RNs decision making.
The best whiner of the day, voted by RR members who've are serving or have served, gets a week off their waiting time and a trip on the Gosprt ferry to get some sea time in.
The final contestant is drafted to Straight Point range to act as permanent Butts party.
Lasts for 3 episodes before the flat is located by Tim Zoidberg who kicks the doors in and with his new boxing skills fills in all the dripping twunts, before forcing Scouse Castaway and K4606 (or whatever) to spitroast Jeremy Beadle.
TV at it's best.
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19-10-10, 23:26 #9Re: RR Reality TV Show
You could have a show on the Ark Royal,' Im a Wafu, get me out of here'
How about 'Scrapyard Challange, 101 uses of an ex aircraft carrier'The NHS.... Hitting the targets but missing the point......
Jeremy Clarkson is a tosser and so is Richard Littlejohn
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19-10-10, 23:40 #10Re: RR Reality TV Show
Jeremy Kyle and the Daily Drip.
Hosted by Jeremy Kyle.
Jeremy tastefully, at first, interviews the usual suspects (ScouseCastaway, Trigger92, k4606, Dave 11 and Blackberry. Etc etc.) regarding their touchy feelyness and the SDSR.
As the show progresses Jeremy's questions become more and more personal, ex girlfriends are brought on and asked to rate sexual performance and expose general shortcomings of the victim..er I mean 'guest'.
Until finally strapped into their chair and hooked up to a lie detector they're asked..."Is it true the reason you're so desperate to join the Navy is because you're gagging for bum fun?"
If they answer yes, they are handed over to JJ and Ron Jeremy for 'treatment'.
If no they're given to me and Blobby for naked roll mat fighting training.It takes 72 muscles to frown...but only 4 to raise a middle finger.
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