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Re: Your bigest dump
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Re: Your bigest dump
Cherry B 75 in DED in the basin in Guzz me Duty fcuking Hand ships company living onboard but couldn't use the heads so we had this big fcuk off piss buckets in the showers for night heads. Duty Hands job to empty the fcuker before breakfast said buckets were aways toppers with piss seriously some tw*ts must have wrung there knobs out till it was fcuking brimming with the amber nectar carrying it up 2 decks to ditch the contents meant yer No8 trollies got covered in stale piss and you smelled like a dockyard tramp all day don't know why they bothered cos I just ditched the contents into the basin anyway.
But one morning I discovered the biggest fcuking Monty Python in the bucket I got the rest of the duty watch up to check it out. we then kept watch at the sickbay for the fcuker to turn up for a bandage minus his spine.
Senior Rates Mess RY BRITTANIA had one of the queens turds in a jar plus one of Diana' but that was really small and kept fcuking bleating all the time.
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Re: Your bigest dump
Mine was after my first night out in dunfermline, invince was in re fit,and i had feasted on dockyard scran, and loads of scottish lager, finished off with a mighty battered black pudding supper with sauce, and 2 cans od irn bru, woke up in my accondation, ran to heads, and unleashed what can only be described as a monster, all curled up like a mr whippy, stunk like the pants of satans boyfriend, and was a disturbing milky brown colour!
i even took a pic of it for prosterity!"remember they cant make you pregnant, and they can't take you birthday away from you"
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