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Discuss montigny is he pregnant yet in Diamond Lil's on Navy Net; Originally Posted by Rumrat Originally Posted by stan_the_man Fcuk me RR I married a twin bet yours is tighter than mine tho I can't remember Stan. And I am a NAAFI rating anyhow Lost me ...
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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by stan_the_man
    Fcuk me RR I married a twin bet yours is tighter than mine tho
    I can't remember Stan. And I am a NAAFI rating anyhow
    Lost me on that one RR your'e only seven years older than me makes us both 21

    The son of an illegal immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
    "Well, son, that's when the British work and we get all the benefits from it!"
    "But Dad, aren't the British people unhappy about that?"
    "They sure are son, but that's called 'racism.'"

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Quote Originally Posted by stan_the_man
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    Fcuk me RR I married a twin bet yours is tighter than mine tho
    I can't remember Stan. And I am a NAAFI rating anyhow
    Lost me on that one RR your'e only seven years older than me makes us both 21
    You do know, your just having a senior moment

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Has Monty surfaced yet ?, or is he in cells.

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

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    Has Monty surfaced yet ?, or is he in cells.
    Give it time. It takes a while to process the paperwork and get his case heard in the local courts. He should be on here by 1300hrs.
    Targets will fall when hit....

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    By my calculations, he should be awakening just about now to a nice hot breakfast that has been prepared by the 64 year old fat bird who was working at the do last night. Monty bagged off with her as a last minute option after he got so smashed that all the decent birds where crossing the dance floor to avoid him.

    As the panic set in he went for an extra time goal and scored.

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Before brekkie he was probably trying to extract his arm that she was laid on to make his escape but bided his time before she woke counting the weeping warts on her back.

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Nearly stand easy and no response is he still at that old bangers house giving her daughter one while she's fcuked off to her cleaning job.

    The son of an illegal immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
    "Well, son, that's when the British work and we get all the benefits from it!"
    "But Dad, aren't the British people unhappy about that?"
    "They sure are son, but that's called 'racism.'"

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    He's probably skegging out the bedroom window, looking through the torn and tattered curtains trying to work out where the fcuk he is and how to get back...let's face it, we've all been there before
    Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Yeah look for the dockyard cranes normally gets you back.

    The son of an illegal immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
    "Well, son, that's when the British work and we get all the benefits from it!"
    "But Dad, aren't the British people unhappy about that?"
    "They sure are son, but that's called 'racism.'"

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    Re: montigny is he pregnant yet

    Holy shit.................

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