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Originally Posted by jjp23

Do you lot really want a de-brief with all the details?? I mean it's no problem but you will have to eat afterwards.

Bunjee a plank - I have never heard that one before. Although point taken, i shall prepare well.

Absoferking right we want details. You wont get far in the mob with discretion on the lady shagging front.

Two things that will immediately raise you a notch above other Juniors.
Don't forget after an all night in, you need to return onboard with a paper and a pint of milk for the mess brew. The other being.
Never let the truth spoil a good dit. If you ain't sure, improvise.

Originally Posted by jjp23

Do you lot really want a de-brief with all the details?? I mean it's no problem but you will have to eat afterwards.

Mate. Having cut my teeth in Germany in the early 90's, there is nothing you can say on the female front that would shock me. I've had more horses than Henry Cecil.

Righto! I clock off at 5 having done very little other than be on here today. I shall shower, shave and shine (not sh*t as i will save that for the victim). Then a few pints and off i will trot.

I shall have a full de-brief in the morning and will try something funny aswell so you can have something to laugh at. After reading some tales/dits on here i know you have high standards so i shall try my best.

Originally Posted by jjp23

Righto! I clock off at 5 having done very little other than be on here today. I shall shower, shave and shine (not sh*t as i will save that for the victim). Then a few pints and off i will trot.

I shall have a full de-brief in the morning and will try something funny aswell so you can have something to laugh at. After reading some tales/dits on here i know you have high standards so i shall try my best.

Just shove your thumb up her arse whilst your doing her and see if she eats sweetcorn or tomatoes!!!

All I can add is I've NEVER heard any bloke complain they've had a bad blow job

Originally Posted by X.R.D

Originally Posted by jjp23

Righto! I clock off at 5 having done very little other than be on here today. I shall shower, shave and shine (not sh*t as i will save that for the victim). Then a few pints and off i will trot.

I shall have a full de-brief in the morning and will try something funny aswell so you can have something to laugh at. After reading some tales/dits on here i know you have high standards so i shall try my best.

Just shove your thumb up her arse whilst your doing her and see if she eats sweetcorn or tomatoes!!!

Or just some undigested Lard mmmmmmmm lovely.

Tell her you're into something completely retarded and random (you decide what). I.e. The Flaming Walrus: banging away doggie, pour over a litre of lighter fluid, light and hold on through the screaming and farting.

Film it and profit.

Do her with the light off...................saves burning your arse on the bulb when you're on top