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Ahh shippers been there, wish I'd been a brown hatter would have saved me thousands even with the sore arse

Skinny birds like those above ^ are only good for:

1. Throwing up anything they have eaten
2. Beating
3. Urinating on
4. Murdering


Mind you, you would save a fortune on takeaways and eating out and if you hit seperate ribs with a hammer, you could play a tune. Don't hit too hard (at first) as cracking bones spoils the tune.

Originally Posted by X.R.D

Originally Posted by NotmeChief

For all those in favour - don't wipe it in the curtain afterwards please.

Kinell chief how the hell did you get that phot of the Rum Rationer that cannot be named??

Pass me another,this ones split

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_Palisse

You should be aiming to get them to this stage, then you've won. I guarantee that this young lady is dynamite in the sack and will stab you for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and then apologise.

Perfection.

When we share a cell, I get top bunk and you get to smuggle the ciggies. That other bird on this page is my bag aswell. Lovely

Originally Posted by JonnoJonno

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_Palisse

You should be aiming to get them to this stage, then you've won. I guarantee that this young lady is dynamite in the sack and will stab you for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and then apologise.

Perfection.

When we share a cell, I get top bunk and you get to smuggle the ciggies. That other bird on this page is my bag aswell. Lovely

Then we can starve our prison bitch and make him skinny too, he'll already be mental, obviously.

By the way, I found a short, fairly chunky and shy young filly. I'm going to begin the mutilation tonight with stage 1: Bagging off. 12 months of empowerment and fun, here we go.

skinny girls are ace ribbed for my pleasure

Originally Posted by X.R.D

Originally Posted by jjp23

My ex was one of these nutters.

Things were great at first, then they go worse and she told me about her eating disorder. She wouldn't get undresed in front of me, hated going out for meals and going on the piss was a nightmare. She wouldn't eat at mine and accused my of making her fat. I suppose i did fill her with man fat.

Apart from that she was a good egg so i kept it going for a whil and tried to help, big mistake. Ended up in disaster.

Good in the sack and you could get on top and she could get you off. Although she liked that, kinky b*tch.

Christ mate are we speaking about the same bint by any chance???

Haha, it seems like we might well be. I say we get together and destroy her?

She would never get us both off!

Originally Posted by Blackrat

Skinny birds like those above ^ are only good for:

1. Throwing up anything they have eaten
2. Beating
3. Urinating on
4. Murdering


Mind you, you would save a fortune on takeaways and eating out and if you hit seperate ribs with a hammer, you could play a tune. Don't hit too hard (at first) as cracking bones spoils the tune.

Not fcuking me shippers! I manage to urinate on pretty much all my conquests, whatever shape or size. Even my mrs. Nothing more satisfying than a fat wren telling the whole sqn I swamped on her the night before, meant to be embarrasing?? I fcuking think not.