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I have got a massive schlong. Sometimes it feels like a disability.

I see what you mean, loads of threads about various bollocks. Ask the mongs to text a 2 page message and its done in seconds!!!

I am afflicted by a bald patch

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_Palisse

Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? 1 in 3 newbies posting on here have some form of SPLD or other affliction that is wheeled out at the first chance.

Perhaps Chernobyl had a wider reaching effect and the kids joining now had their brains melted by fallout.

I have no issue with those with genuine afflictions but I'm not buying it.

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneductaed little text speaking cnuts.

but i hav gt dislecksi so cnt tipe why do it matr on intrent anywey?

FCUK OFF.

Bloody spot on shippers.

FFS only disability I remember was trying to get to the bottom of the beer pyramid on a call round and failing.

Thank feck for that, no MLP you ain't the only one, being a new poster on here I thought I'd see how things are before I started voicing my opinions.

It's either some old Percy Pongo sitting at home thinking up daft questions (which I hope to feck it is) or the Navy is going to be over-run with these soft arsed mummies boys that want to know " Is it better to run on a treadmill or a fecking pavement?", does it matter 2 fecks, for the average bloke the PT in the mob aint that hard...if you think it is, you shouldn't be joining up.

All these fat feckers..."Oooh how do I lose weight?" Simple numnuts stop shovelling food down yer fecking throat. For diver training...we didn't have track suits over 34" waist...cos if you needed a 36" waist..you was too feckin fat to be on course.

"Oooh what kind of iron will I need?" Look twat, at your age you should just be able to recognise a feckin iron...you should not know anything else about them..it's not natural for a bloke to know about irons...

Originally Posted by Spidiver

Thank feck for that, no MLP you ain't the only one, being a new poster on here I thought I'd see how things are before I started voicing my opinions.

It's either some old Percy Pongo sitting at home thinking up daft questions (which I hope to feck it is) or the Navy is going to be over-run with these soft arsed mummies boys that want to know " Is it better to run on a treadmill or a fecking pavement?", does it matter 2 fecks, for the average bloke the PT in the mob aint that hard...if you think it is, you shouldn't be joining up.

All these fat feckers..."Oooh how do I lose weight?" Simple numnuts stop shovelling food down yer fecking throat. For diver training...we didn't have track suits over 34" waist...cos if you needed a 36" waist..you was too feckin fat to be on course.

"Oooh what kind of iron will I need?" Look twat, at your age you should just be able to recognise a feckin iron...you should not know anything else about them..it's not natural for a bloke to know about irons...

How in God's name did we manage? Oh I know, we rocked up at the AFCO, signed a few bits of paper, did as we were told, went for a few runs, got the kitlist and train ticket and cracked the fcuk on.

Is it really so hard?

I have noticed that quite a few of them also seem to have eating disorders, or at least they should fcuking have by the times they are posting for running that immensely challenging test of human endurance ... the 2.4 fcuking km run!!!!!!!!

By the way, the eating disorder I am talking about is the eating too fcuking much disorder!

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_Palisse

Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? .........

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

FCUK OFF.

Tourettes?