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Discuss What puts you off the opposite sex?? in Diamond Lil's on Navy Net; Originally Posted by WarMonger
Women in dark rooms that forget to tell you they've got the painters in before you go down on them........and then fail to tell you you look like Dracula for the ...
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Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
that is just grim..............................
Originally Posted by WarMonger 
"What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around..." - Justin Timberlake
08-08-07, 14:09 #32Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
Couldn't have put it better myself AAC, mind you that's not to say that I don't enjoy the company of women, I just don't want to get to share bodily fluids with them.....lol. Originally Posted by Always_a_Civvy What puts me off the opposite sex??
They are the opposite sex!
Men's lovable traits are:-
Deep, masculine voice
Body hair in the right places
Muscular arms
Bristly faces - like brillo pads
Rational thinking
(I always feel very protective towards men who I think need it)
Growing older in body but not in mind
Flat chested
Male sailors look more cute than female sailors
Adam's ApplesWhere ignorance predominates, vulgarity invariably asserts itself.
quod me non interficit, me fortiorem facit
08-08-07, 15:35 #33Senior Member
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Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
Only a couple of things:
All this painting and tarting of themselves, shopping, and being increasingly aquisitive as they grow older.
Please stop following fashion, it does no one any favours (pertains to both sexes).
Given that there is no chance whatsoever of any sexual contact the above are generalisations that could be applied to either sex. No amount of war paint is ever going to change that.
To be honest I don't really dislike anyone, avoid like the plague yes! Hate a few (both sexes) yes!
Most people I meet are pretty much sorted and generally nice to know...First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win.
Ghandi
The only future you do not know is the history you haven't studied.
Churchill
An unjust law is a code that a majority inflicts on a minority that is not binding on itself.
This is difference made legal.
On the other hand a just law is a code that a majority compels a minority to follow that it is willing to follow itself.
This is sameness made legal. . . .”
Martin Luther King
08-08-07, 17:49 #34Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
Q: Why do women wear make up and perfume?
A: Cos they're ugly and they smell...
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them...
"Don't make me write your name on my shit list!"
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...'
"I don't have ADD, it's just... Hey look! A squirrel!"
08-08-07, 17:58 #35Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
Originally Posted by brazenhussy and you men have minty fresh breathe all the time!! Originally Posted by super-boots women with bad breath total downer !
hee hee
and whats more i dont smell like grimsby docks either!
lifes for living so make the most of it . you'll sleep enough when your dead!
08-08-07, 19:19 #36Senior Member 
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Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
We leave the seat up cos we love you . Originally Posted by brazenhussy
And the fact that if we leave it down you seem to get a right toot on
08-08-07, 19:20 #37Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
Snotty noses,Herpes,Genital Warts......shall i go on?
08-08-07, 19:22 #38Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
All this means is that women are LAZY. We have to reach down and lift; why can't women reach out and pull forward? Originally Posted by brazenhussy It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)
08-08-07, 19:24 #39Senior Member 
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Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
I cannot stand fat bitches who wear lycra/spandex thinking it holds their rolls of fat in and makes them look slim...yeah right, get a life you fat cow - yes your arse DOES look big in it, because your arse IS big.
ALso women who over do it with Fem Fresh - oh my god that stuff stinks when over-used and just lets us know when that we go down on them it's not going to be pleasant !A Big Boy did it and ran away Sir, Honest !
08-08-07, 20:04 #40Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??
- women who over analyse EVERYTHING - usually ur missus' mates
- women who winge about being fat, yet eat as much as the average american
- women who go out with loser skinny jeans wearing work shy student arty types instead of proper men
- WAGs
- Jodie fcuking Marsh
- women who use sexual favours as a weapon
Gen, I'm not bitter at all about our 'fairer' sex lol
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