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Discuss What puts you off the opposite sex?? in Diamond Lil's on Navy Net; Women who cannot hold an intelligent conversation even if their life depended on it. Women whose vocabulary mainly consist of the words "like","and","uh", etc. EXAMPLE: "Susan and I like went to uh the mall and ...
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    Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??

    Women who cannot hold an intelligent conversation even if their life depended on it.

    Women whose vocabulary mainly consist of the words "like","and","uh", etc. EXAMPLE: "Susan and I like went to uh the mall and like uh Deb was there and like she uh was wearing this uh thing that like uh beggars description and like uh I said to Susan uh what was she like thinking when she uh bought that thing and like Susan says to me like..."

    Women whose entire spectrum of earthly knowledge consists of what was on the television last night.

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    Chavettes (No it isn't an old car )
    Women who think they are "all that, girlfriend" (Talk to the hand, etc)
    Women who really can't get their heads around the idea that if a man talks to you, even if it is just to say "excuse me", it doesn't mean they fancy you.

    Women who try to out bloke the blokes, I believe that women ARE the fairer sex no matter how much of a "hard core lesbian" they might be, but saying that, holding a door open or waiting for a women to enter/exit a building first is nothing other than manners, something alas lacking these days. Don't read too much into it

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    Husband coming home early! Arf arf arf




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    Nice one!

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    Women drivers applying lipstick when the lights are on green. Must be the wrong shade of green???

    Cannot fault my good Lady she is perfect.

    Unlike that wrinkly old fart yesterday lighting a fag in the revolving doors going out of the supermarket. For fecks sake woman can you know wait til you get outside
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    That stinky sweat smell when you bend them over and part the cheeks for some doggy action when they have just finished their shift in the pub...
    Eeuuuggghhh
    Are you bringing any weapons?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lingyai
    That stinky sweat smell when you bend them over and part the cheeks for some doggy action when they have just finished their shift in the pub...
    Eeuuuggghhh
    Ohmegod I SSOOOOOOO know that smell! eeeuuuuwww!

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    Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??

    Quote Originally Posted by Lamri
    Quote Originally Posted by Lingyai
    That stinky sweat smell when you bend them over and part the cheeks for some doggy action when they have just finished their shift in the pub...
    Eeuuuggghhh
    Ohmegod I SSOOOOOOO know that smell! eeeuuuuwww!
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    Go away little boy.
    If you want to carry this on I suggest you do it via PM, if not run along back to your cadet unit.

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    Re: What puts you off the opposite sex??

    The one's that say NO?
    The NHS.... Hitting the targets but missing the point......

    Jeremy Clarkson is a tosser and so is Richard Littlejohn

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